You act like insanity is catching.

Soooooooooooooooooo. We gonna pretend like nothing even happened?

I don't know how I'm supposed to use this though I get to connect with other people out there who are supposedly like me but I'm hoping that I don't actually know anyone because that would be really embarrassing and I don't know how I could look at them the next day...

Hi, my name is Milo Petropoulos, and it's okay that you can't pronounce the last name because no one can really ever pronounce the last name. I'm a detective with the NYPD, and I have Edward Daniels as a figment of my imagination except not but call him Teddy but don't call him Andrew that just gives me a headache.

This thing isn't that bad, actually. I thought it'd be different like when I went on a blind date and she turned out to be a he holy shit I didn't mean to say that!

( Which would be worse, to live as a monster or to die as a good man? )